Uncle Stumble's Mumble Juice

by Beerfinger

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1.	Come a Little Closer 02:19	info	buy track
2.	Daily Grind 03:20	lyrics	buy track
Monday morning Tuesday morning Wednesday morning Thursday morning Friday morning Saturday morning Saturday morning! Fuck this job… Walk away I gotta stay I’ve bills to pay Goddammit! Who put the coffee pot back empty?! If it’s empty, start another pot there are other people in the office who need it! Commute so boring Road rage growing Bloodlust soaring Who takes my messages? Who’s not givin’ ‘em to me? The whole point of taking the messages asashgljashdpaicnacnsan I don’t know who called! Fuck this job… Every day there’s less of me Ground away steadily. Fuck this job… Rattatalatintaknf;sakncksakvnaslvnaljvbvljavasvasv Mandatory meetings on Friday evening! With the weekend here I can see it clear I’m not dying here. Monday morning Tuesday morning Wednesday morning Thursday morning Friday morning Saturday morning Saturday morning! Fuck this job… Walk away I gotta stay I’ve bills to pay Goddammit! Every day there’s less of me Ground away steadily. Fuck this job… Walk away I gotta stay I’ve bills to pay Goddammit! I quit!
3.	Devil and a Pussy Cat 05:36		buy track
4.	Forget the Risk, Take the Chance 03:12	lyrics	buy track
Oh you’re a good tape recorder repeat as ordered but you’re never the mortar exploding disorder you’re dead and the dead don't get it done Children of autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on Yesterday is gone Don't you wait too long replaying this song carpe cliche get outta my way I can't stay Anchored to your grave Welcome to the couch slave eyes on a screen yet nothing seen you’re dead and the dead don't get it done Children of autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on Don't waste a tick Pick any dick Fuck every chick Drink until you're sick Dead don't get it done Children of autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on
5.	I'm Dead I'm Gone 02:52		buy track
6.	Please Sally 03:11		buy track
7.	Lovely 02:56		buy track
8.	Jäger + Root Beer = Pumpkin Fucking 02:32		buy track
9.	They Were Dead When I Found Them 01:48	lyrics	buy track
On the way home from the bar didn't wanna go far so I took a short cut. Figured what the hell might as well have a little fun. So quiet as a mouse snuck in a warehouse; and what the fuck slipped on a pile of guts. I stopped to stare at the sight of the blood. A biblical flood of red and piles of dead that's when the cop said, "You're under arrest." I did protest. Facts I contest, although I do confess I'd make a mess of certain -- what am I saying allow me to weight in a little more soberly. Hard straight thinking when I've been drinking, but the facts remain the same. I just arrived, and to my surprise tripped on a severed head. Yet still the cop said, "You're under arrest." Blood dripping on me was warm you see, so the body on the chain had pitiably been hung recently inspiring the probably the killer's here most likely near so I started to exclaim, "I don't care what you think you know, but I'm sure we gotta go." And that shithead still said, "You're under arrrggglleee!" Now officer I swear, I may seem a bit crazy, but I could never kill this many people. I'm just too fucking lazy. Well a shaming knife won't end your life like a steel is sure to do. Who wants to die? Better him than I, so I flew right outta there. And if you dare to share the thought I'm a coward let me steer you clear, I'll protect my friends to bloody ends but won't go to war with a living horror for some fucker who said, "You're under arrest."
10.	Pretentious 03:26		buy track
11.	Tits & a Porterhouse 04:06	info	buy track
12.	Uncle Stumble's Mumble Juice 04:27	info	buy track
13.	I'm Dead I'm Gone (sad bastard demo) 02:58		buy track
14.	Forget the Risk, Take the Chance (demo we shoulda gone with) 03:04	lyrics	buy track
A tape recorder Never the mortar Repeat as ordered No disorder Dead don't get it done Children of Autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on Yesterday is gone Don't you wait too long Replaying this song Carpe cliche Get out of my way I can't stay Just a couch slave Born for the grave Eyes on a screen Nothing seen Dead don't get it done Children of Autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on Yesterday is gone Don't you wait too long Replaying this song Carpe cliche Get out of my way I can't stay Don't waste a tick Pick any dick Fuck every chick Drink until ya sick Dead don't get it done Children of Autumn Enjoy the problem No condom Let's just get it on Yesterday is gone Don't you wait too long Replaying this song Carpe cliche Get out of my way I can't stay
15.	They Were Dead When I Found Them (demo) 01:40		buy track

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BEERFINGER is a Chicago based music project that takes little seriously. The byproduct of a diseased mind hell bent on alcoholic oblivion, it embraces an almost surreal absurdist notion of reality. The musical style could best be summed up as whatever fits the mood trying to be conveyed, borrowing from elements of punk, alternative, rock, and even, when necessary, electronic music.

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released January 22, 2018

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Beerfinger Chicago, Illinois

Beerfinger is a Chicago area alternative metal project that takes little seriously, and each album can be regarded as an audible chapbook of heavy metal inspired poetry. Produced entirely by writer J. Rohr.

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